My Terribly Clever(ly Terrible) Code

A black and white photo of three linesmen repairing a tangle of overhead wires.

I started learning C++ in graduate school. I had written Python for five years, so I thought I was pretty good at writing code and thinking through problems.1 Like many new programmers I enjoyed finding clever solutions to problems; sometimes too clever. This is the story of one of those times.

The Problem

I had to handle setting some state based on two variables. Each variable could take one of a few discrete values. For simplicity, think of the variables and possible values:

Variable Name Possible Values
direction north, east, south, west
travel_mode bike, car, plane

All twelve combinations required doing something slightly different, so the first code I wrote looked something like this:

if (direction == "north" && travel_mode == "bike") {
  do_north_bike_stuff();
}
else if (direction == "north" && travel_mode == "car") { 
  do_north_car_stuff();
}
else if ( ... ) { 
  ... // etc.
}

This code wasn’t clever; it was boring and repetitive so I looked for a way to rewrite it! I had recently learned about a cool way to replace if/else in C++: the switch statement. I had to use it!

Making It Worse

But a switch statement needs integral values, so I had to map each state to numbers. Easy enough, but I quickly ran into a problem: I had to switch based on both values, so I had to combine the integers in some manner. Then I remembered a “useful” math fact: the product of unique primes is itself unique.2 A horrible plan came together, it looked like this:

int NORTH = 2;
int EAST = 3;
int SOUTH = 5;
int WEST = 7:

int BIKE = 11;
int CAR = 13;
int PLANE = 17;

switch(direction * travel_mode) {
  case NORTH * BIKE:  do_north_bike_stuff(); break;
  case EAST  * BIKE:  do_east_bike_stuff(); break;
  ... // etc.
  case WEST  * PLANE: do_west_plane_stuff(); break;
}

My code was actually even worse; if you are morbidly curious I archived it here. I did not assign nice readable variables like NORTH but just used the numbers, so it looked like case 2 * 11: do_north_bike_stuff().

This code is way too clever; needing number theory to understand control flow is a huge warning sign. With ten years more experience, I actually prefer the verbose but understandable if/else method.

A Better Way

So how would I write it now? I think a hybrid method is actually the way to go, using enum3 and a few helper functions:

enum TravelMode { BIKE, CAR, PLANE };
enum Direction { NORTH, EAST, SOUTH, WEST };

switch(travel_mode) {
  case BIKE:  do_bike_stuff(direction); break;
  case CAR:   do_car_stuff(direction); break;
  case PLANE: do_plane_stuff(direction); break;
}

void do_bike_stuff(Direction dir) {
  switch(dir) {
    case NORTH: ...; break;
    case EAST: ...; break;
    ... // etc.
  }
}

This has a few nice advantages:

In the end, readable is better than clever, even if you have a bunch more lines to read!


  1. Narrator: He wasn’t. 

  2. Narrator: It was not useful. 

  3. See Python Patterns: Enum, which covers use-cases for enum in Python. It works essentially the same in C++.